'are you flirting with me or are you like this to everyone' a classic novel by me
I was extremely kissable today and do you know how many kisses I received??? ZERO
i’m just so happy
just stared at this for so long
Lupita Nyong’o’s brother, the real winner at the Oscars 2014
Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers… for yourself. And when in doubt, make funny faces.
and you wonder how i stole your man sweetie(;
and when i said i loved you, yeah i fuckin’ meant it.
Holy shit! Those notes!
A few of my favorite tattoos that I had the pleasure of doing last year. Looking forward to doing more things like this and more things that are not like this.
I’ll be planning out some guest spots soon. So if you’d like to see me in your town let me know and maybe I can make it happen!
I love how it took him a moment